spaceyjase I've messed with it a bit (upload, fail, delete, etc.) so let me get it back up at some point here. I did, however, try about 10+ other projects on itch.io that had the exact same errors on mobile browser only, so it's either a very common problem, or something where it's really simple for someone trying to make a mobile friendly export in Godot fail at it (and I ended up exporting probably 25+ different versions with various settings, options, etc. for upload at two different platforms - itch.io and gotm.io - as well as locally over the network, and they all seemed to fail in the same way on mobile).
Because my "game" is so simple and uncomplex I'm really surprised to find this so challenging to work out, but we press onward!