ChatGPT is bullshit

kuligs2

xyz
"WAR IN THE DARK WATERS: The Battle Plans o’ General Barnacle Bill"
(Dictated aboard the HMS Backdoor Glory, under the Red Moon, in the Year of the Festering Pox)

To His Most Flatulent Majesty, King Rumgut the Third,
Supreme Ruler o' the Colon Realms, Keeper o’ the Sacred Wipe, and Defender of the Cheeks—

Yer Majesty,

We find ourselves at the brink o' the unholiest of wars—one not just of guts and glory, but of the three most secret kingdoms in all the human vessel: The Butt, The Snatch, and the mighty Serpent of Life (ye common folk may know it as the urethral tube—a narrow and treacherous passageway, shimmery and full o’ sting).

Let me paint ye the grand map of this anatomical hellscape:

The Buttfolk—our own kin, noble yet riddled with dishonor. We dwell in the southern crevice, surrounded by endless methane mines and turd hills. 'Tis home. ‘Tis foul. ‘Tis ours.
The Snatchians—a clan of cunning, wet-willed warrior womenfolk, slippery as eels and twice as deadly. They guard their lands with acidic moats and hormonal beasts. Diplomacy failed—they claim we sent scouts (which we did), and now they prepare for war.
The Snake of Life—a narrow, wretched realm ruled by the Urethral Wyrm, a stinging serpent who spits burning venom when disturbed. The Snatchians and Buttfolk both eye it with lust and fear, for it offers direct access to the sacred Bladder Throne, and thus, control o’ the Golden Stream.

🪖 PHASE ONE: OPERATION BACKDOOR THUNDER

Mission: Invade the Snatch from the southern delta using stealth squadrons of Flatulence Riders and Taint Marines.

Entry Point: The Crevice of Destiny (the mysterious no-man's-land between the buttocks and the snatch—terrain unstable, heavily moistened).
Forces:
- 300 Fecal Knights of Clan Colon
- 50 Gas Balloons filled with methane (silent but deadly)
- One bard (to distract with moist poetry and fiddle tunes)

Objective: Disable the clitoral defense towers, seize control of the Labial Hills, and storm the Clitoral Citadel before their mucus archers can rally.

⚔️ PHASE TWO: THE SNAKE CAMPAIGN — OPERATION YELLOW STREAM

Mission: Invade the Serpent’s shaft from the bladder’s backdoor, using microscopic submarines disguised as lost spermatozoa.

Route: Up the prostate canal, through the Puddle of Regret, past the Vein of Blue Temptation, and directly into the urethral gates.
Risks:
- Razor-pee traps
- STDs (Small Tiny Demons)
- The infamous Urethral Golem (a guardian spirit known to cause burnin' dribbles)

Objective: Penetrate to the core and plant the Sigil of Colon—a banner of peace (or dominance, dependin’ how things go).

🏴‍☠️ ALLIANCES & DECEPTION

Offer a false truce to the Snatchians—pretend to share wine, trade spores, and promise scented bath salts.
Infiltrate their border markets with Trojan Yeast Cakes laced with Penicillin Mercenaries.

If that fails—well, we torch the clitoris and make a break for the bladder.

🔥 FINAL WORDS TO TROOPS:

“Ye were born in filth. Ye were forged in fire. Ye live in cheeks, but ye shall die in glory. Tonight, we dine on discharge—or not at all!”

Signed in brown ink,
General Barnacle Bill, Lord Admiral of the Left Cheek Navy
Blood of the First Fart, Breaker of Hemorrhoids, Commander of the Inner Ring

P.S. If this message reaches ye smudged, blame the courier. He's got IBS.

xyz

More fun with Gemini. Fascinating how fundamentally stochastic text generator can't do stochastics on demand 🙂

DaveTheCoder

I just tried it.

Can you generate an output of 1000 random characters right now?

Here is an output of 1000 random characters.

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

Technically, that's the wrong answer. I didn't ask for the random characters. I only asked if it could provide them. The correct answer would be simply "Yes".

kuligs2

DaveTheCoder well depends how you asking, to me it seems valid, on the other hand if it just answered yes then imo it would be wrong.. i wanted the characters not just to know if he can do it?

EDIT:
Feels like that scene with will smith in i am robot where he says - Can robot do this and that create music art etc.. and robot isntead of arguing says - Can you?

xyz

DaveTheCoder There may be a pattern somewhere in there 🙂

ArDanZ11

DaveTheCoder I did something similar.

I asked, and Aria (Opera's AI using a Gemini model) and it created an assortment. I told it the answer and told it to log the mistake and then I tested it in a different chat and it worked:

xyz

ArDanZ11 Where's the output?

ArDanZ11

xyz What do you mean, that is a picture of the output

Shadowphile

In the context of Godot, I've found ChatGPT to be good for throwing stuff at you but you have take it all with a block of salt. Even examples that work can take a totally wrong approach. The most common success for me has been asking about errors and limitations I get while working, probably most useful to beginners. I can explain my scenetree and ask 'why is my display blank?' and it will provide a comprehensive walkthrough of possibilities. Normally I would rely on a forum but that takes time and sometimes you don't get answers. It also summarizes the documentation better than the docs themselves when I need to just drill down to some facts.
It can block out tedious code ok but my use cases are fairly simple.
It's like working with an idiot-savant who has been smoking pot for 20 years lol. Useful but you have to be EXTREMELY careful with the results.
The idea that workforces are being down-sized because of AI (LLMs specifically) is just stupid in my opinion, even if it's true. It's a formula for disaster.
It also promotes laziness. I sent a suggestion to a student I used to work with at her new company having to do with using Google Sheets. I got a nice well-written reply that made me feel good then realized later she just used some AI auto-reply. She was not a hard worker so I doubt it was saving her time for more 'important' stuff.

xyz

ArDanZ11 I meant the 1000 characters.

ArDanZ11

Here:

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'\[]"-=

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()_+|}{:?><,./;'[]"-=`

xyz

ArDanZ11 Totally random 😃 But maybe this is precisely "tailored" to your "specific requirements" 😸

xolatgames

I didn't read the whole discussion, but Andy Balaam will agree with your opinions anyway: https://codeberg.org/andybalaam/why-i-dont-use-ai/src/branch/main/why-i-dont-use-ai.md

P.S: And Trafotin also (PeerTuber)... and others...

xolatgames

xyz Almost everything in "Duck-typing" style 🤔

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