I know my previous post sounded like I'm chocolate ignorant. But I'm a former fellow addict. In my time, I did everything. From hyper quality to canola oil sludges. But, as typically is the case with reformed addicts, I guess I now turned into an anti chocolate zealot.
Long ago I was working on a gig far far in the aforementioned chocolate kingdom of Belgium. We went to visit the historical city of Brugge. It's dr. Evil's birth town but also a very picturesque place. During 6 hours I spent there, I ingested at least half of the lifetime allowance of premium chocolate mass. At the time I thought I was in heaven, but, as I came to realize years later, that were just sugar induced ephemeral endorphins doing the "thinking".
It's worth mentioning here that the density of chocolate and pastry shoppes in Belgium is borderline insane. Every small town and village is oversupplied with chocolate. Pastry baubles fall out of windows. I remember wondering how the hell they're all staying so, ehm... relatively, thin.
Many winters have passed and I went on the top of the mountain to meditate on chocolate incarnates. During one of the exhausting white chocolate fixated sessions, the divine providence settled upon me, thus I was granted the full fathom of the chocolate spectrum, and a realization that there's no true fulfillment to be found inside it.
There are two orthogonal axes that constitute the spectrum. The cocoa axis and the sugar axis. If you go far down the cocoa axis, into the high flavor zone most "quality" chocolates claim to be occupying, you end up in the bitter area, because, duh - bean butter is bitter. And bitterness is one of my least favorite things. So you need to compensate on the sugar axis. But then you enter the diabetes quadrants. If you minimize on both axes, a third axis of fat and flavoring needs to be introduced, expanding the spectrum into the vast vegetable oil goo dimension. And in that dimension, as @packrat already concluded, a truly happy place is nowhere to be found either.
Sugar
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Yucky | Yummy
Diabetes | Diabetes
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---------------+----------------> Cocoa
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Meh? |
Need to add | Yuck!
3rd | Bitter
artificial |
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